I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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