we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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