$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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