i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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