YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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