I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am one with the molecules
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
