yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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