Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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