this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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