I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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