I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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