Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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