I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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