I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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