Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
