So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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