i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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