Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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