Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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