Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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