@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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