I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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