Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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