cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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