you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
