I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
porn star boner night. come get it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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