laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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