i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
