is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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