Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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