We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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