When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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