How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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