I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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