I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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