Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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