does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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