a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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