I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
PANTIES FOUND
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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