Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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