Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We got so high we made milksteak
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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