i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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