Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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