Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
