y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think my tv is drunk
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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