better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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