smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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