There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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