Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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