I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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