I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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