Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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