they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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