Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
