I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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