Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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