i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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