Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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