The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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