hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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