I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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