I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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